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Written on 4-30-88  





You will need:

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Underground Cable Source

Neighbor

2 Way Signal Spliter

1 Foot Of 75ohm Coax Cable

A Cable Ready T.V.

Basic Cable Subscription For A Month







1. Order cable for 1 month...This way they will bury the cable in your 

yard,saving you a lot of work...

2. After your one month cable subscription is up and they have come and

taken your box, go out to your cable box and hook the end of the wire that

goes to your house to one of the outputs on the signal splitter...

3. Disconnect the wire going to your neighbors house from the cable source

and connect to the other output on the signal splitter...

4. Now hook the 1 foot section of wire between the input on your splitter

and where your neighbors wire was connected to the cable source...

5. Now go in the house and hook the end of the wire that was hooked to 

your inside cable box to the coax fitting on the back of your T.V..

6. Turn your T.V. on,you should now have whatever cable your neighbors

have...





Precautions:

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If your cable goes out that means that your neighbors cable is also out..

So you better go out and make the box look normal again,before the cable 

repair man comes or you will be up shit's creek...

When disconnecting your neighbors cable from the box you should make sure

that they are not watching T.V..A good way to make sure is to go borrow 

a cup of milk...Or better yet do it at 3 in the morning...





Well that about raps it up for this file,look for these up and coming files





How To Get What You Want From Stupid People

How To Play Mind Games With Stupid People

How To Cause Chaos In a Major Metropolitan Area

Fun At Service Merchandice





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Disclaimer

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I have written this file for educational purposes only..I take no responsibility

for ways that people use this file other than the way that i have meant it

for...Which is informational purposes only....







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